Star Petals

[Star Petals]

[bakabon-no-papa]

i found a christian retelling of the first harry potter book and it claims that birthdays are unholy and are made up

[bakabon-no-papa]

some highlights

• Ron is a Slytherin
  
• Draco is a Ravenclaw AND a mysogonist
  
• Snape isn’t a cunt and is really nice and caring towards Harry
  
• Angels have replaced owls
  
• Dean Thomas is a main character for no reason
  
• Dumbledore isn’t gay and is married to a woman and is ALSO Hermionies dad
  
• It doesn’t take place in the UK for some reason
  
• Wizard duels are now called pray-offs

I’ll add more when i read more

[bakabon-no-papa]

more

• Harry converts Draco into being a Gryffindor (who are depicted as pitch perfect Christians who follow the bible closely and only take orders from God)
  
• Eco friendly-ness is bad apparently
  
• Voldemort has hair
  
• Believing in evolution is apparently Satanic
  
• Voldemort wanted to make Christianity ILLEGAL
  
• Voldemort ALSO has a Reddit account
  
• Dumbledore calls Reddit a “godless coven”
  
• THEY LITERALLY TRY AND CONVERT VOLDEMORT INTO BEING A CHRISTIAN
  
• Harry says that Voldemort has been tricked by the lies of society and that he deserves to burn in hell 
  
• ““I’m just so upset that you don’t accept the Bible,” Hermionie sobbed femininely. “The Bible is the best book ever. Why can’t you respect that?”“
  
• Voldemort is described as a fornicating, drug-addicted evolutionist (Actually, this is what the author says that all Evolutionists are like this)
  

I can’t believe i found a fic to rival My Immortal

[sleepy-loopin]

This is some anti My Immortal shit

[sorry]

how does one sob femininely? 

[oddpyromaniac]

PLEASE SOMEONE SEND ME A NAME OR A LINK TO THIS

[incubchii]

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/10644439/1/Hogwarts-School-of-Prayer-and-Miracles

[oddpyromaniac]

I love you thank you

[5000angryspiders]

Dumbledore is married to McGonagall.

There are several paragraphs describing beloved fictional characters’ chest hair.

Slytherins are Catholics.

Petunia wears pant suits.

[dawnofthebadpuns]

“Aunt Petunia smacked her hands over Harry’s young ears; and her voice was sickly sweet when she said, “Thank you very much for your concern, sir, but he does not need your religion, he has science and socialism and birthdays. “

[chally-wally]

Reblog if you don’t need religion because you have science socialism and birthdays

[wonderingstar42]

We’ve found it. The illusive reverse My Immortal

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[antikythera-astronomy]

NASA’s Most Shocking Image

This image is a 1.5… *BILLION* pixel photograph of the Andromeda Galaxy.

To view the image in all its glory go here.

NASA is the coolest thing that’s ever happened.

[devilishdescent]

alltogetherterrible oh gosh

[gracielikescats]

I zoomed in and I was like “yeah right” while it loaded and then my jaw actually dropped 

[nuclearcarrots]

holy shit

i mean i knew theoretically what this was supposed to look like, but i didn’t actually expect to see it

but then when i zoomed in, all the noise turned into ACTUAL STARS, that you can see individually

good job, NASA

[thenerdyfan]

Good job NASA

[my-sun-my-baelish]

NASA, next to the national parks, is America’s best idea, tbh.

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[racistz]

not to be an absolute fucking geek but the fact that the spine chilling sound from the prowler’s theme, which represents miles’s fear and anxiety regarding the prowler, is sampled at the beginning of what’s up danger, less intimidating and jarring but still there nonetheless, is an amazing example of the thought and care that went into every facet of spiderverse. an auditory representation of fear that we shared with miles is blended with the song that marks the beginning of miles’s ascension to heroism, telling the audience that miles is ready to accept that fear and that from that point onwards, he welcomes the risk and danger of being spiderman that he once fled from. in this essay, I will—

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[pencilscratchins]

miles “who’s morales” morales’s biggest weakness is the cover story

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[preshfinn]

very important

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[captainlordauditor]

spiderman helping out the owner of a local art store and them giving him a spiderman discount so now miles only goes in there if hes in his suit

[flowergirlrobichiko]

Art store owner realises his secret identity because miles was one of his favourite customers and now he’s suddenly stopped coming in

[captainlordauditor]

miles mentions he has to go to the art supply store and jefferson INSISTS on taking him on the way home from school on friday so he can Learn More about his son’s hobby and the owner gives him the fucking discount and miles just dies inside

[flowergirlrobichiko]

Jefferson is like “hey why’d you leave so quick” and he’s just like “haha, I just remembered I had to swing by some other places after” and Jefferson adds another post it note to his secret conspiracy board of Is Miles Spiderman

[captainlordauditor]

swing by you say

[flowergirlrobichiko]

Spiders-men are incapable of avoiding puns it’s their biggest weakness

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[isvbellx]

two pieces (minus text) that I contributed to the pjo song tribute that you can view here!

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[imprettyodd]

[tallish-hobbit]

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[peterssquill]

thor would be pissed that he missed the dinosaurs tbh 

[peterssquill]

thor: you have 7 phds, can you find a way to resurrect them?
bruce: there’s literally six movies proving what a terrible idea that is
thor: you don’t have all the facts
bruce: which are?
thor: i love them 

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[savagewarning]

Originally posted by twoplayer-gays

[Star Petals]

I still have so many feelings 😭😭

[youngjusticeslut]

HAHA remember last week when I made a really long post expressing my feelings about one (1) Will Harper?

GUESS WHAT HERE’S PART TWO

We get ANOTHER shot of this beautiful ass house that I assume he now mortgages with his own money bc g u e s s w h a t????? THIS BINCH STARTED A COMPANY.

Like, I can’t even express how full and happy my heart is. Like…. 👏 he 👏 has 👏gotten 👏 his 👏 life 👏 together👏

At first, I didn’t know why I cared so much. But after thinking about it a lot, I realized why. To me, Will’s arc resembles one of overcoming depression by finding your purpose in life. In season two, he was in such a bad place. Even after he met Lian, he still wasn’t back to himself. 

But finding Speedy and realizing his life had new purpose in raising his daughter was enough to bring him out of his funk. He changed his priorities, he put himself back together. He started a company, as of now until we find out where tf Jade is he is raising Lian on his own! And he is happy!!!!

If that wasn’t enough, he has accepted being a clone! Arsenal calls him bro!!! All three Harpers are genuinely getting along to the point where they are family! He cares about insurance premiums and minivans and getting home to his daughter in time for dinner!!!!!  

He’s such a dork and I love him so much, y’all. 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Also

I’d still fucking die for Lian Harper. 

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